I’m sure you’ve assured the Orlando Bloom “naked on a paddle board” shots by now, right? If not, WTF are you waiting for? Even my grandmother has seen them and she’s like 75% blind. Interestingly enough though, these Orlando Bloom nudes are just the tip-off of the dick iceberg this past week because another celeb with a penchant for going au naturelJustin Bieberis trying to steal Orlando’s uncircumcised limelight.
The Biebz and his own penis were photographed skinny dipping in Hawaii with some random model just days after. Consider below.
Justin has been photographed in Hawaii with the model Sahara Ray. pic.twitter.com/ hQkIpkMlZCJustinBieberNews (@ JustinNews_Bieb) August 5, 2016
Something about the photos feelings premeditated though. As in, they were IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Like how did the paparazzi know? Why are these shots so close? Could Bieber have tipped them off? Usually I’d say NAH, but with Bieber, I’ve learned to NEVER SAY NEVER. Especially after I found out that he once peed in a eatery mop bucket.
The plot thickens when you realize that Bloom and The Biebz have beef. About two years ago, Bloom tried to punch Bieber in Ibiza( same) because apparently Bieber slept with Orlando’s ex-wife, model Miranda Kerr. Then, Bloom was photographed with Bieber’z ex Selena Gomez( but simply on a curb outside of a Chelsea Handler show, so it wasn’t even that big of a deal) and apparently, Bieber find that as the ultimate back stab.
So is Biebz is trying to fire up an old battle with Bud that only like, three or four people even know about in the first place? Or does he simply love getting his dick snapped for the papz? You be the judge…
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