Celebrities That Had Surprising Jobs Before Getting Famous* Betches

Gather’ round children, I’d like to tell you a tale. Once upon a hour, in a land far far away, there were celebrities that became famous after lots of hard work, years of failed endeavours, and many sh* tty jobs, and not because they were a pre-pubescent performer with a YouTube channel. I know! It’s hard to believe, but it happened. That time was known as the dark ages the 90 s. Some famous people had to waitress or bartend, and the idea of an Instagram model was just a twinkle in Kevin Systroms eye. I myself had to work at the movie theater on my way to the top middle management, where the Icee machine constantly exploded on me and I expended hours explaining that I did not set the cost of the food and I too thought that$ 9 for a small popcorn should be illegal.

But this is article not about me. This is not even about Kim Kardashian, who we all know expended her early days arranging the underwear in Paris Hilton’s closet. It’s not even about Channing Tatum, who was the real life Magic Mike before he gyrated to” Pony” on the big screen. No, this is about the other celebrities. The celebrities that had surprising chores before they hit it big, the ones we rarely hear about because we’re busy reading about another basketball player that cheated on poor, innocent Khloe Kardashian. So today I’m here to tell you about your favorite celebrities that had surprising chores before getting famous.

Rachel McAdams Worked At McDonald’s

The Patron Saint of Mean Girls herself, Regina George, actually deigned to ask “would you like fries with that, ” for three years straight when she was in her teens. At the time she was also directing kid’s theater which “didn’t pay the bills.” I’m sure! It didn’t pay the bills and she likely aimed up with the turd of a tiny human on her hands at least once( the kids I know poop everywhere ). Thankfully she has been quoted saying she was an obsessive hand washer, so we know they were clean by the time she got to Ronald McDonald’s house. A major relief to all of you who frequented Canadian McDonald’s in the mid-9 0’s, I’m sure!

Taylor Swift Ran On Her Family Christmas Tree Farm

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Taylor Swift grew up on a farm in Reading, PA, and just like with my mothers, they didn’t give birth to her because they wanted her to become an international popstar, they just wanted the free labor. Taylor’s family had a Christmas tree farm on the property, and she has said it was her job to get rid of the praying mantises that resided in the trees so they wouldn’t hatch their newborns in clients’ homes. It would be better for my jokes if her chore was to remove snakes from the trees, but I’m sure I can come up with something about bugs too. How about this one: I’m sure Taylor just kindly asked the vermin to exclude her from their narrative, one she never asked to be a part of, and they got tf out of those trees. Okay that was bad, but I’ve only had one coffee today so please take pity.

Hugh Jackman Ran At 7-11

Everyone’s favorite X-Men( or is it man ?) once worked at a 7-11. I feel like this task has its pros and cons. On the one hand, you get unlimited slurpees. On the other hand, every time I’m in a 7-11 I get the feeling that I’m 90 seconds away from a meth junkie robbing the place with a sawed-off shotgun. Thankfully that never happened to our friend Hugh, likely because he was in Australia and not in Florida, but also because he’s chattier than the girl that sits next to you talking about her Keto diet, and it got him fired. That’s right, some dame complained that Hugh talked too much and 7-11 would NOT stand for that. Good to know they depict the line somewhere. My male boss simply volunteered to search the dames’ bathroom in the event of a flame, and everyone giggled. Brb going to 7-11 to fill out an application.

Miley Cyrus Cleaned Houses

This one is a little perplexing, since Miley Cyrus has been getting that Disney paper since her Hannah Montana days, but the internet says she used to clean houses. And plainly everything on the internet is true. Word on the street is that she used to work for a company called “Sparkles Cleaning Service.” Are we sure this was not a plotline on her present, because it surely sounds like a company an 11 -year-old would make up. It’s a good thing she got that experience, though, because years later she offered herself up as a naked maid for charity. God, I forgot there was that period of day where Miley was imitating in real life everything she saw in a porno. Liam and I are glad we’ve moved past that.

See, celebrities are just like us! That is, until they build enough fund for their own private airplane and the closest they ever get to a McDonald’s again is when their deputy forgot to fast-forward through that commercial on their DVR. Here’s hoping we all get that rich one day!

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