The first one is at Madame Tussauds in Orlando. She wears a blue sequined robber and some knee-high boots that are definitely cheap fake leather, but the outfit isnt bad overall. I entail, I’ve never seen Beyonc wear anything like that but sure, maybe. The biggest issue here is the hair. The bleached blonde wavy look is more knockoff-Paris Hilton than Beyonc, whose hair is almost always flawless.
The face looks Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery to look like Beyonc, but aimed up just looking like a fucking psycho. Literally , none of the facial features are remotely right, and the skin is way too light. People have accused Madame Tussauds of whitewashing Queen Bey, who, if you didn’t get the note from Formation , is a black female. This statue, on the other hand, appears to be of a white girl who likely has at least one photo on insta where she refers to her friend group as “ma n-words” to be funny. In response to the criticism, Tussauds claimed that the lighting was just off in the photo. Yeah, sure. When in doubt, blame it on bad lighting.
The second one is at the Niagara Falls Tussauds, which doesnt even sound like it should be a thing. This wax figure is wearing a genuinely tragic satin dress that looks like its from an 80 s music video, and we truly merely know its supposed to be Beyonc because its wearing a name tag.
The hair is more accurate in coloring, but still limp and tired. The face, however, looks like Mariah Carey but if she starved herself and also turned into plastic. The eyebrows are genuinely frightening, and the arms are so skinny she likely couldnt even hold a microphone. Fucking help.
Last but not least is the Madame Tussauds in Hollywood. Youd think this is where theyd set their best run, but this Beyonc looks like a cross between Fergie and the lady who got plastic surgery to look like a cat. Her pose looks like shes checking in the mirror to make sure she shaved her armpit, and the orange and pink dress they set her in should be fucking illegal. Person assistance this Beyonc, shes lost somewhere between the 70 s and hell.
We might never know why these wax figures are so incredibly nasty, but were pissed about it. Like, how dare they? Kylie just got a literally stunning wax figure, so theres no excuse. Fucking fix it, Madame Tussaud. This is Queen Bey we’re talking about.
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