You read that correctly. The Hollywood rumor wheel has struck again, this time at the hands of the classic trio Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Since Jen separated from Justin Theroux earlier this year, reports have circled that Brad and Jen may be rekindling their long-lost( and publicly adored) love. If this is the case, then the” I Hate
Rachel Green Jennifer Aniston Club” is nothing more. But the juiciest part of this whole rumor? Justin Theroux and Angelina Jolie may be the newest Hollywood couple. The history of these two couples is more complex than keeping up with Kylie Jenner’s hair color,so here is a handy timeline.
The Divorce TimelineMarch 2005 : The world was devastated to learn that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston decides to divorce, and Brad immediately gets together with Angelina Jolie. Ever since, whenever Brad and Angie are in the tabloids, they seem to drag Jen into the story as well.( This article is no exception .) August 23, 2014 : Although they’ve been together for 10 years prior, Brad and Angelina officially tie the knot. The couple refused to marry until gay matrimony was legalized. Hats off to ya. August 5, 2015 : Jen and Justin started dating in 2012 and privately got married in 2015 at a ceremony” disguised as “states parties ” for family and friendsto celebrate Justin’s birthday in a bid to keep people from detecting they were tying the knot .” Sneaky. September 2016 : Brangelina file for divorce.
February 11, 2017 : Jen reportedly received a birthday message from her ex-lover( aka Brad slid into Jen’s DMs ). TBH this wasn’t that sketchy until reports arise that Brad didn’t actually have her phone number. Instead, he had to go through a whole list of people in order to get it. That seems like a lot of effort for only an innocent birthday message. Brad, if you just want to f* ck, then just say it. March 1, 2017 : Us Weekly reported that the exes have been texting, but said that “Justin is OK with them being friends.” Aww poor Justin, so naive. If merely someone told him that texting your ex is a red flag. August 2017 : Brangelina’s divorce is put on hold. A US Weekly source said, “Everyone believesthey are going to get back together … It wouldn’t be amazing if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out.” February 15, 2018 : Jennifer and Justin separate, releasing a statement that said:” This decision was reciprocal and lovingly made at the end of last year .” September 2018 : Almost two years after initially filing for divorce, it has yet to be finalized. Angelina’s lawyer submitted papers to the court stating that she wants a judgment “returning the parties to single status duringcalendar year 2018. ” Does anyone else detect it a weird coincidence that Brad and Angie’s divorce is re-introduced just a few months after Jen and Justin’s? Hmmm.
Although many sources discredited the rumors about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston get you back together and possibly remarried* gasp ,* I believe all Hollywood tabloid stories have some component of truth that discloses itself eventually. In Touch published a narrative saying the couple married on their 18 th anniversary this past summer. But since Brangelina are technically still married, this couldn’t possibly be true. But I’m at least hoping these rumors have some sort of truth to them.
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I’m not going to say Betches predicted the future but … Betches predicted the future. On March 1, 2017, the Head Pro wrote an article shortly before Brangelina’s divorce was put on hold in August of 2017. The article stated that Brad and Jen are ” basically back together .” Although the rumors of the two rekindling their early 2000 s romance and maybe re-marriage didn’t circulate until almost a year later, the Head Pro was ahead of the rest of us. Maybe fortune telling is a better career option for him? Real talk, though, the only people who know how long Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have been” considering each other” is Jen and Brad. So when( not if) you guys want to go public with your
old new relationship, call me so we can be the first to report( or email us at justthetip @betches. com ). Again. Thanks.
Now for the cherry on the sundae. While Brad and Jen are enjoying their relationship, Angelina reportedly get in contact with Justin. She set up a date with Jen’s ex while Angelina was in New York and the two truly hit it off, as reported by New Idea on September 14. Idk how reliable this source is, though, since I’ve never heard of New Idea. Or maybe we are just ahead of the celebrity news game like last time. Believe what you want.
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