A Scientific Analysis Of Kim Kardashian’s Return To Instagram

After a three month absence Kim Kardashian returned to Instagram, so she’s just like every girl who did a social media cleanse during her semester abroad. As thrilled as I am to have Keeks back online, this isn’t her best work. First of all, there’s no cleavage and her ass is hidden by an oversized white T-shirt. Is it actually a Kim K Insta if at the least 89% of her skin isn’t presenting ??

Second, she doesn’t thank her glam squad, so god merely knows what makeup seem she went with for the event. It looks like she still has the ass-length hair extensions she was wearing at Kris Jenner’s Krismass Party, but something tells me it’s not a Kylie Hair Kouture wig. Third, this almost seems like a candid photo considering her pose. The last day Kim took a truly candid image was her sex videotape with Ray-J.

She captioned the photo “family, ” which is pretty dull. Like, it would’ve taken her two minutes to ask Kanye for a lyric, but maybe she was busy adjusting to the updated Instagram software. They’re all wearing white outfits, but I don’t think it counts as coordinated if they’re not custom Balmain x Yeezy. Based on Kanye’s outfit, Yeezy Szn 5 is a collection for daddies coming home from the weekly softball game. #fashun

North West, like in every other photo, has that look in her eye as if she’s planning her exit strategy. She’s holding Saint’s hand as if she’s already called the Uber and is ready to escape Calabasas.

So in short, Kim KW-lite is back on Insta and North needs your prayers.


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Jan 3, 2017 at 10:56 am PST

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