OK, I hate to be that girl , but it turns out we’ve all been making a really dumb mistake for more than a decade now.
You know Jennifer Lopez’s 2001 song “I’m Real”? And you know the remix featuring Ja Rule? Of course you do, we’re all proud ’9 0s children here.
Here are the facts.
That anthem begins with a simple question posed by Ja Rule,
What’s my motherf* ckin’ name?
To which JLo responds,
Are you Ellie?
EXCEPT THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE SAYS AT ALL. As Jia Tolentino from Jezebel figured out at the beginning of this week, JLo actually says,
Which … makes sense. She’s spelling out Ja Rule’s name. Like you do in a rap sung. Because patently she knows his name is Ja Rule, because they are doing this song together.
JLois not venturing a random guess as to what this dude who is rapping on her song’s name is. Obviously. And yet, this ENTIRE TIME I supposed JLo simply straight-up guessed Ja Rule’s name might be Ellie.
Like Ja Rule was like, “Hey guys, here’s a fun game, let’s to continue efforts to guess my name! ” and JLo was like, “Ooo I will play that game. Let’s see … are you Ellie? ” and Ja Rule was like, “Nope, good guess though! Try again! ”
Yep, that was a really stupidthing to believe. It builds no sense. And yet for 15 years I accepted JLo was just maybe a little bit dumb. But of course she’s not. She’s JLo. I’m the dumb one.
At least I’m not the only one who made this mistake.
Lol wow Jlo was spelling R-U-L-E instead of are you ellie in her song with Ja Rule. I was so confused as a kid. Wtf is ellie? Haha
— Miller (@ JimmyNewtron3 1) May 11, 2016
Oh my divinity. JLO spells out Ja Rules name at the beginning of “I’m Real”. R-U-L-E. Thank god someone figured it out. Are you ellie I’m so dumb
— 13 (@ MostEvilHag) May 11, 2016
I literally only learned JLo was spelling Ja Rule’s name today& not saying “Are you Ellie? “& I’m chuckling like a loon all alone.
— am (@ anothrmonstr) May 11, 2016
Listen. This is a safe space. I’m just as ashamed as you are. We can all admit our flaw together.
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